Redneck Santa Saves Christmas by Roxie Noir

Author:Roxie Noir [Noir, Roxie]
Language: eng
Format: epub

I get the snowman sweater, which only plays one song: Frosty the Snowman, obviously. When I come back down Adeline is playing a Christmas-themed version of Candyland with Bryce and Sasha, both of whom are flagrantly cheating.

She just laughs and lets them get away with it.

“This is the first time I’ve seen Sasha smile like that,” my mom says, handing me a salad to toss. “She’s a serious kid.”

There’s a squeal of laughter from the next room, and my mom looks over. To be sure, it’s Sasha, both hands over her mouth as she giggles.

My mom just raises both eyebrows at me.

“I think she might be a keeper,” she says, and then steps over to the stove.

Salad still in my hands, I look over at where Adeline and the kids are playing. She’s sitting on the floor, laughing right along with them. When her head is turned, Bryce reaches toward her and a second later, I hear the strains of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

Adeline clenches both fists in the air, shouts, “Noooooo!” and both kids dissolve into giggles.

I turn away, close my eyes, and clench my jaw, because I’m going to feel like a total asshole when I lie to my family about our breakup.

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